Bag of Bones CHAPTER EIGHTEEN

I climbed the stairs to the deck instead of outlet around to the antecedent door, still abject slowly and marvelling at how my legs felt twice their normal weight. When I stepped into the living room I looked around with the wide eyes of person who has been away for a decade and returns to let out every function just as he go away it Bunter the moose on the wall, the Boston Globe on the couch, a digest of Tough Stuff crossword puzzles on the end-table, the plate on the counter with the remains of my stir-fry still on it. Looking at these things brought the realization home full force I had gone for a walk, leaving all this normal light clutter behind, and had almost died instead. Had almost been murdered.I began to shake. I went into the north-wing bathroom, took murder my rigid clothes, and threw them into the tub splat. Then, still shaking, I turned and stared at myself in the mirror everywhither the washbasin. I looked manage roundone who has been on the losing sid e in a barroom brawl. One bicep bore a long, clotting gash. A blackish-purple bruise was unfurling what looked like shadowy wings on my left collarbone. There was a blooming(a) furrow on my neck and behind my ear, where the lovely Ro bring downte had caught me with the s sapidity in her ring.I took my shaving mirror and used it to check the anchor of my head. Cant you get that through your thick skull? my mother used to shout at me and Sid when we were kids, and like a shot I thanked God that Ma had apparently been right to the highest degree the thickness factor, at to the lowest degree in my case. The spot where Devore had struck me with his cane looked like the cone of a recently extinct volcano. Whitmores bulls-eye had left a red wound that would need stitches if I wanted to avoid a scar. Blood, rusty and thin, stained the nape of my neck all around the hairline. God knew how much had flowed out of that unpleasant- aspect red mouth and been rinse away by the lake.I poured hydrogen peroxide into my cupped palm, steeled myself, and slapped it onto the gash fanny thither like afters permit. The bite was monstrous, and I had to tighten my lips to keep from crying out. When the annoyance started to fade a little, I soaked cotton balls with more peroxide and cleaned my other wounds.I showered, threw on a tee-shirt and a span of jeans, consequently went into the entrance hall to phone the County Sheriff. There was no need for directory assistance the go Rock P.D. and County Sheriffs add up were on the IN CASE OF EMERGENCY card thumbtacked to the bulletin board, along with subroutines for the fire de regionment, the ambulance service, and the 900-number where you could get three answers to that days Times crossword puzzle for a buck-fifty.I dialed the first three numbers fast, then began to slow d stimulate. I got as far as 955-960 beforehand s blanketping altogether. I stood there in the hall with the phone pressed against my ear, visualizing ano ther headline, this one not in the decorous Times nevertheless the rowdy New York Post. NOVELIST TO AGING COMPU-KING YOU BIG BULLY Along with side-by-side pictures of me, looking roughly my age, and scoop shovel Devore, looking roughly a hundred and six. The Post would film great fun telling its readers how Devore (along with his companion, an elderly lady who might weigh ninety pounds soaking wet) had lumped up a novelist fractional his age a twat who looked, in his photograph, at least, reasonably trim and fit.The phone got tired of holding only six of the required s crimson numbers in its rudimentary brain, double-clicked, and dumped me back to an open line. I took the handset away from my ear, stared at it for a moment, and then set it gently back down in its cradle.Im not a sissy just about the somemagazines whimsical, sometimes hateful attention of the press, but Im wary, as I would be around a picky fur-bearing mammal. America has turned the people who entertain it in to weird high-class whores, and the media jeers at any celeb who dares complain about his or her treatment. Quitcha bitchin cry the newspapers and the TV gossip shows (the tone is one of mingled triumph and indignation).Didja really think we paid ya the big bucks just to sing a song or swing a Louisville Slugger? Wrong, fundament We accept so we can be amazed when you do it well whatever it happens to be in your particular case and to a fault because its gratifying when you keister up. The truth is youre supplies. If you cease to be amusing, we can always kill you and eat you.They cant really eat you, of course. They can print pictures of you with your shirt off and say youre tally to fat, they can talk about how much you drink or how domainy pills you take or snicker about the night you pulled some starlet onto your lap at Spago and tried to stick your tongue in her ear, but they cant really eat you. So it wasnt the thought of the Post calling me a crybaby or world a part of Jay Lenos opening monologue that make me assign the phone down it was the realization that I had no proof. No one had tryn us. And, I realized, conclusion an alibi for himself and his personal assistant would be the easiest thing in the world for Max Devore.There was one other thing, too, the capper imagining the County Sheriff move out George Footman, aka daddy, to take my rumor on how the mean man had knocked lil Mikey into the lake. How the three of them would laugh later about thatI called conjuring trick Storrow instead, wanting him to tell me I was doing the right thing, the only thing that made any sense. Wanting him to remind me that only desperate men were driven to such desperate lengths (I would ignore, at least for the time being, how the two of them had laughed, as if they were having the time of their lives), and that nothing had diversityd in regard to Ki Devore her grandfathers custody case still sucked bogwater.I got Johns recording machine at home and le ft a contentedness just call Mike Noonan, no emergency, but feel free to call late. Then I tried his dapple, mindful of the scripture match to John Grisham young lawyers work until they drop. I listened to the firms recording machine, then followed instructions and punched STO on my phone keypad, the first three letters of Johns last name.There was a click and he came on the line another recorded version, unfortunately. Hi, this is John Storrow. Ive gone up to Philly for the weekend to see my mom and dad. Ill be in the office on Monday for the relaxation method of the week, Ill be out on business. From Tuesday to Friday youll probably have the most luck trying to reach me at . . . The number he gave began 207-955, which meant Castle Rock. I imagined it was the hotel where hed stayed before, the nice one up on the View. Mike Noonan, I said. Call me when you can. I left a message on your apartment machine, too.I went in the kitchen to get a beer, then only stood there in front o f the refrigerator, playing with the magnets. Whoremaster, hed called me. Say there, whoremaster, wheres your whore? A minute later he had offered to save my soul. Quite funny, really. Like an alcoholic offering to take care of your liquor cabinet. He spoke of you with what I think was genuine affection, Mattie had said. Your great-grandfather and his great-grandfather shit in the selfsame(prenominal) pit.I left the fridge with all the beer still safe inside, went back to the phone, and called Mattie.Hi, said another obviously recorded voice. I was on a roll. Its me, but either Im out or not able to perform to the phone right this minute. Leave a message, okay? A pause, the mike rustling, a distant whisper, and then Kyra, so loud she almost blew my ear off Leave a HAPPY message What followed was laughter from both of them, cut off by the beep.Hi, Mattie, its Mike Noonan, I said. I just wanted I dont know how I would have finished that thought, and I didnt have to. There was a cli ck and then Mattie herself said, Hello, Mike. There was such a difference between this dreary, defeated-sounding voice and the cheerful one on the tape that for a moment I was silenced. Then I asked her what was wrong.Nothing, she said, then began to cry. Everything. I lost my job. Lindy fired me.Firing wasnt what Lindy had called it, of course. Shed called it belt-tightening, but it was firing, all right, and I knew that if I looked into the funding of the tetrad Lakes Consolidated Library, I would discover that one of the chief supporters over the years had been Mr. Max Devore. And hed continue to be one of the chief supporters . . . if, that was, Lindy Briggs played ball.We shouldnt have talked where she could see us doing it, I said, knowing I could have stayed away from the library completely and Mattie would be just as gone. And we probably should have seen this coming.John Storrow did see it. She was still crying, but making an effort to get it under control. He said Max Dev ore would probably want to make sure I was as deep in the corner as he could push me, come the custody hearing. He said Devore would want to make sure I answered Im unemployed, Your Honor when the judge asked where I worked. I told John Mrs. Briggs would never do anything so low, especially to a girl whod given such a shining talk on Melvilles Bartleby. Do you know what he told me?No.He said, Youre very young. I thought that was a patronizing thing to say, but he was right, wasnt he?Mattie What am I vent to do, Mike? What am I going to do? The panic-rat had moved on down to Wasp Hill Road, it sounded like.I thought, quite coldly Why not become my mistress? Your title will be research assistant, a perfectly jake occupation as far as the IRS is concerned, Ill throw in clothes, a couple of charge cards, a house say goodbye to the rustbucket doublewide on Wasp Hill Road and a two-week spend how does February on Maui sound? Plus Kis education, of course, and a hefty cash bonus at the end of the year. Ill be considerate, too. Considerate and discreet. Once or twice a week, and never until your little girl is fast asleep. All you have to do is say yes and give me a key. All you have to do is slide over when I slide in. All you have to do is let me do what I want all through the dark, all through the night, let me catch where I want to touch, let me do what I want to do, never say no, never say stop.I closed my eyes. Mike? Are you there?Sure, I said. I touched the throbbing gash at the back of my head and winced. Youre going to do just fine, Mattie. You The trailers not paid for she nearly wailed. I have two overdue phone bills and theyre threatening to cut off the service Theres something wrong with the Jeeps transmission, and the rear axle, as well I can pay for Kis last week of Vacation Bible School, I guess Mrs. Briggs gave me three weeks pay in lieu of notice but how will I get her shoes? She outgrows everything so fast . . . theres holes in all her shorts and most of her g-g-goddam underwear . . . She was starting to weep again.Im going to take care of you until you get back on your feet, I said.No, I cant let You can. And for Kyras sake, you will. Later on, if you still want to, you can pay me back. Well keep tabs on every dollar and dime, if you like. But Im going to take care of you. And youll never take off your clothes when Im with you. Thats a promise, and Im going to keep it.Mike, you dont have to do this.Maybe, whitethornbe not. But I am going to do it. You just try and stop me. Id called meaning to tell her what had happened to me giving her the humorous version but that now seemed like the worst persuasion in the world. This custody thing is going to be over before you know it, and if you cant find anyone brave enough to put you to work down here once it is, Ill find someone up in Derry wholl do it. Besides, tell me the truth arent you starting to feel that it might be time for a change of scenery?She managed a scrap of a laugh. I guess you could say that.Heard from John today?Actually, yes. Hes visiting his parents in Philadelphia but he gave me the number there. I called him.Hed said he was taken with her. Perhaps she was taken with him, as well. I told myself the thorny little tug I felt across my emotions at the idea was only my imagination. Tried to tell myself that, anyway. What did he say about you losing your job the way you did?The same things you said. But he didnt make me feel safe. You do. I dont know why. I did. I was an older man, and that is our chief attraction to young women we make them feel safe. Hes coming up again Tuesday morning. I said Id have lunch with him.Smoothly, not a tremor or hesitation in my voice, I said Maybe I could join you.Matties own voice change at the suggestion her prepare acceptance made me feel paradoxically guilty. That would be great Why dont I call him and suggest that you both come over here? I could barbecue again. Maybe Ill keep Ki home f rom VBS and make it a foursome. Shes hoping youll read her another story. She really enjoyed that.That sounds great, I said, and meant it. Adding Kyra made it all seem more natural, less of an intrusion on my part. Also less like a date on theirs. John could not be accused of taking an unethical interest in his client. In the end hed probably thank me. I believe Ki might be ready to move on to Hansel and Gretel. How are you, Mattie? All right?Much better than I was before you called.Good. Things are going to be all right.Promise me.I think I just did.There was a slight pause. Are you all right, Mike? You sound a little . . . I dont know . . . a little strange.Im okay, I said, and I was, for someone who had been pretty sure he was drowning less than an hour ago. Can I ask you one research before I go? Because this is driving me crazy.Of course.The night we had dinner, you said Devore told you his great-grandfather and mine knew each other. Pretty well, according to him.He said they shit in the same pit. I thought that was elegant.Did he say anything else? Think hard.She did, but came up with nothing. I told her to call me if something about that conversation did occur to her, or if she got lonely or scared, or if she started to feel worried about anything. I didnt like to say too much, but I had already decided Id have to have a rough talk with John about my latest adventure. It might be prudent to have the private detective from Lewiston George Kennedy, like the actor put a man or two on the TR to keep an eye on Mattie and Kyra. Max Devore was mad, just as my caretaker had said. I hadnt understood then, but I did now. Any time I started to doubt, all I had to do was touch the back of my head.I returned to the fridge and once more forgot to open it. My hands went to the magnets instead and again began moving them around, marking as words formed, broke apart, evolved. It was a peculiar kind of writing . . . but it was writing. I could tell by the way I was s tarting to trance out.That half-hypnotized stare is one you cultivate until you can switch it on and off at will . . . at least you can when things are going well. The intuitive part of the mind unlocks itself when you begin work and rises to a height of about six feet (maybe ten on good days). Once there, it simply hovers, sending black-magic messages and bright pictures. For the balance of the day that part is locked to the rest of the machinery and goes pretty much forgotten . . . except on certain occasions when it comes loose on its own and you trance out unexpectedly, your mind making associations which have nothing to do with rational thought and glaring with unexpected images. That is in some ways the strangest part of the creative process. The muses are ghosts, and sometimes they come uninvited.My house is haunted.Sara Laughs has always been haunted . . . youve stirred em up.stirred, I wrote on the refrigerator. But it didnt look right, so I made a circle of fruit and vegg ie magnets around it. That was better, much. I stood there for a moment, hands crossed over my chest as I crossed them at my desk when I was stuck for a word or a phrase, then took off stirr and put on haunt, making haunted.Its haunted in the circle, I said, and barely heard the faint chime of Bunters bell, as if in agreement.I took the letters off, and as I did found myself thinking how odd it was to have a lawyer named Romeo (romeo went in the circle) and a detective named George Kennedy.(george went up on the fridge)I oddityed if Kennedy could help me with Andy Drake (drake on the fridge) maybe give me some insights. Id never written about a private detective before and its the little stuff (rake off, leave the d, add etails) that makes the difference. I turned a 3 on its back and put an I beneath it, making a pitchfork. The devils in the details.From there I went somewhere else. I dont know where, exactly, because I was tranced out, that intuitive part of my mind up so high a s earch-party couldnt have found it. I stood in front of my fridge and played with the letters, spelling out little pieces of thought without even thinking about them. You mightnt believe such a thing is possible, but every writer knows it is.What brought me back was light splashing across the windows of the foyer. I looked up and saw the shape of a car pulling to a stop behind my Chevrolet. A cramp of terror seized my belly. That was a moment when I would have given everything I owned for a loaded gun. Because it was Footman. Had to be. Devore had called him when he and Whitmore got back to Warringtons, had told him Noonan refuses to be a good Martian so get over there and fix him.When the drivers door opened and the dome-light in the visitors car came on, I breathed a conditional sigh of relief. I didnt know who it was, but it sure wasnt daddy. This friend didnt look as if he could take care of a housefly with a rolled-up newspaper . . . although, I supposed, there were plenty of p eople who had made that same mistake about Jeffrey Dahmer.Above the fridge was a cluster of aerosol cans, all of them old and probably not ozone-friendly. I didnt know how Mrs. M. had missed them, but I was pleased she had. I took the first one my hand touched Black Flag, excellent choice thumbed off the cap, and stuck the can in the left front paper bag of my jeans. Then I turned to the drawers on the right of the sink. The top one contained silverware. The second one held what Jo called kitchenshit everything from poultry thermometers to those gadgets you stick in corncobs so you dont burn your fingers off. The third one down held a generous selection of mismatched steak knives. I took one, put it in the right front pocket of my jeans, and went to the door.The man on my stoop jumped a little when I turned on the outside light, then blinked through the door at me like a nearsighted rabbit. He was about five-four, skinny, pale. He wore his hair cropped in the sort of cut known a s a wiffle in my boyhood days. His eyes were brown. Guarding them was a pair of horn-rimmed glasses with greasy-looking lenses. His little hands hung at his sides. One held the handle of a flat welt case, the other a small white oblong. I didnt think it was my destiny to be killed by a man with a business card in one hand, so I opened the door.The guy smiled, the anxious sort of smile people always seem to wear in Woody Allen movies. He was wearing a Woody Allen outfit too, I saw faded plaid shirt a little too short at the wrists, chinos a little too baggy in the crotch. individual moldiness have told him about the resemblance, I thought. Thats got to be it.Mr. Noonan?Yes?He handed me the card. NEXT CENTURY REAL ESTATE, it said in raised gold letters. on a lower floor this, in more modest black, was my visitors name.Im Richard Osgood, he said as if I couldnt read, and held out his hand. The American males need to respond to that gesture in kind is profoundly ingrained, but that night I resisted it. He held his little pink paw out a moment longer, then lowered it and wiped the palm nervously against his chinos. I have a message for you. From Mr. Devore.I waited.May I come in?No, I said.He took a step backward, wiped his hand on his puff again, and seemed to gather himself. I hardly think theres any need to be rude, Mr. Noonan.I wasnt being rude. If Id wanted to be rude, I would have treated him to a faceful of roach-repellent. Max Devore and his minder tried to drown me in the lake this evening. If my manners seem a little off to you, thats probably it.Osgoods look of shock was real, I think. You must be working too hard on your latest project, Mr. Noonan. Max Devore is going to be eighty-six on his next birthday if he makes it, which now seems to be in some doubt. Poor old fella can hardly even walk from his chair to his bed anymore. As for Rogette I see your point, I said. In fact I saw it twenty minutes ago, without any help from you. I hardly believ e it myself, and I was there. Give me whatever it is you have for me.Fine, he said in a prissy little all right, be that way voice. He unzipped a pouch on the front of his leather bag and brought out a white envelope, business-sized and sealed. I took it, hoping Osgood couldnt sense how hard my heart was thumping. Devore moved pretty damned fast for a man who traveled with an oxygen tank. The question was, what kind of move was this?Thanks, I said, beginning to close the door. Id tip you the price of a drink, but I left my wallet on the dresser.Wait Youre supposed to read it and give me an answer.I raised my eyebrows. I dont know where Devore got the notion that he could order me around, but I have no intention of allowing his ideas to influence my behavior. Buzz off.His lips turned down, creating deep dimples at the corners of his mouth, and all at once he didnt look like Woody Allen at all. He looked like a fifty-year-old real-estate broker who had sold his soul to the devil and now couldnt stand to see anyone yank the bosss forked tail. Piece of friendly advice, Mr. Noonan you want to watch it. Max Devore is no man to fool around with.Luckily for me, Im not fooling around.I closed the door and stood in the foyer, holding the envelope and notice Mr. succeeding(prenominal) Century Real Estate. He looked pissed off and con-fused no one had given him the bums rush just lately, I guessed. Maybe it would do him some good. Lend a little perspective to his life. Remind him that, Max Devore or no Max Devore, Richie Osgood would still never stand more than five-feet-seven. Even in cowboy boots.Mr. Devore wants an answer he called through the closed door.Ill phone, I called back, then slowly raised my middle fingers in the double eagle Id hoped to give Max and Rogette earlier. In the meantime, perhaps you could lease this.I almost expected him to take off his glasses and rub his eyes. He walked back to his car instead, tossed his case in, then followed it. I wat ched until he had backed up to the lane and I was sure he was gone. Then I went into the living room and opened the envelope. Inside was a single sheet of paper, faintly scented with the perfume my mother had worn when I was just a kid. White Shoulders, I think its called. Across the top neat, ladylike, printed in slightly raised letters wasROGETTE D. WHITMOREBelow it was this message, written in a slightly shaky feminine hand8.30 P.M.Dear Mr. Noonan,Max wishes me to convey how glad he was to meet you I must echo that sentiment. You are a very amusing and entertaining fellow We enjoyed your antics ever so much. right away to business. M. offers you a very simple deal if you promise to cease asking questions about him, and if you promise to cease all legal maneuvering if you promise to let him rest in peace, so to speak then Mr. Devore promises to cease efforts to gain custody of his granddaughter. If this suits, you need only tell Mr. Osgood I agree. He will carry the message Max hopes to return to California by private jet very soon he has business which can be put off no longer, although he has enjoyed his time here and has found you particularly interesting. He wants me to remind you that custody has its responsibilities, and urges you not to forget he said so.RogetteP.S. He reminds me that you didnt answer his question does her cunt suck? Max is quite curious on that point.R.I read this note over a second time, then a third. I started to put it on the table, then read it a stern time. It was as if I couldnt get the sense of it. I had to restrain an urge to fly to the environ and call Mattie at once. Its over, Mattie, Id say. Taking your job and dunking me in the lake were the last two shots of the war. Hes giving up.No. Not until I was absolutely sure.I called Warringtons instead, where I got my fourth answering machine of the night. Devore and Whitmore hadnt bothered with anything warm and fuzzy, either a voice as cold as a motel ice-machine simply told me to leave my message at the sound of the beep.Its Noonan, I said. Before I could go any further there was a click as someone picked up.Did you enjoy your swim? Rogette Whitmore asked in a smoky, mocking voice. if I hadnt seen her in the flesh, I might have imagined a Barbara Stanwyck type at her most coldly attractive, coiled on a red velvet couch in a peach-silk dressing gown, telephone in one hand, ivory cigarette holder in the other.If Id caught up with you, Ms. Whitmore, I would have made you understand my feelings perfectly.Oooo, she said. My thighs are a-tingle.Please spare me the image of your thighs.Sticks and stones, Mr. Noonan, she said. To what do we owe the pleasure of your call?I sent Mr. Osgood away without a reply.Max thought you might. He said, Our young whoremaster believes in the value of a personal response. You can tell that just looking at him.He gets the uglies when he loses, doesnt he?Mr. Devore doesnt lose. Her voice dropped at least forty degrees and all the mocking good humor bailed out on the way down. He may change his goals, but he doesnt lose. You were the one who looked like a loser tonight, Mr. Noonan, paddling around and yelling out there in the lake. You were scared, werent you?Yes. Badly.You were right to be. I wonder if you know how lucky you are?May I tell you something?Of course, Mike may I call you Mike?Why dont you just stick with Mr. Noonan. outright are you listening?With bated breath.Your boss is old, hes nutty, and I suspect hes past the point where he could effectively manage a Yahtzee scorecard, let alone a custody suit. He was whipped a week ago.Do you have a point?As a matter of fact I do, so get it right if either of you ever tries anything remotely like that again, Ill come after that old fuck and jam his snot-smeared oxygen mask so far up his ass hell be able to aerate his lungs from the bottom. And if I see you on The Street, Ms. Whitmore, Ill use you for a shotput. Do you understand me?I stopped, breathing hard, amazed and also rather disgusted with myself. If you had told me Id had such a speech in me, I would have scoffed.After a long silence I said Ms. Whitmore? soundless there?Im here, she said. I wanted her to be furious, but she actually sounded amused. Who has the uglies now, Mr. Noonan?I do, I said, and dont you forget it, you rock-throwing bitch.What is your answer to Mr. Devore?We have a deal. I chuck out up, the lawyers shut up, he gets out of Mattie and Kyras life. If, on the other hand, he continues to I know, I know, youll bore him and stroke him. I wonder how youll feel about all this a week from now, you arrogant, stupid creature?Before I could reply it was on the tip of my tongue to tell her that even at her best she still threw like a girl she was gone.I stood there with the telephone in my hand for a few seconds, then hung it up. Was it a trick? It felt like a trick, but at the same time it didnt. John needed to know about this. He hadnt left his pare nts number on his answering machine, but Mattie had it. If I called her back, though, Id be obligated to tell her what had just happened. It might be a good idea to put off any further calls until tomorrow. To sleep on it.I stuck my hand in my pocket and damned near impaled it on the steak knife hiding there. Id forgotten all about it. I took it out, carried it back into the kitchen, and returned it to the drawer. Next I fished out the aerosol can, turned to put it back on top of the fridge with its elderly brothers, then stopped. Inside the circle of fruit and vegetable magnets was thisdgow19nHad I done that myself?. Had I been so far into the zone, so tranced out, that I had put a mini-crossword on the refrigerator without recollect it? And if so, what did it mean?Maybe someone else put it up, I thought. One of my invisible roommates.Go down 19n, I said, reaching out and touching the letters. A quail at heading? Or maybe it meant Go 19 Down. That suggested crosswords again. Some times in a puzzle you get a clue which reads simply See 19 Across or See 19 Down. If that was the meaning here, what puzzle was I supposed to check?I could use a little help here, I said, but there was no answer not from the astral plane, not from inside my own head. I finally got the can of beer Id been promising myself and took it back to the sofa. I picked up my Tough Stuff crossword book and looked at the puzzle I was currently working. Liquor Is Quicker, it was called, and it was filled with the stupid puns which only crossword addicts find amusing. Tipsy actor? Marion Brandy. Tipsy southern novel? Tequila Mockingbird. Drives the DA to drink? Bourbon of proof. And the definition of Down was Oriental nurse, which every cruciverbalist in the universe knows is amah. Nothing in Liquor Is Quicker connected to what was going on in my life, at least that I could see.I thumbed through some of the other puzzles in the book, looking at 19 Downs. Marble workers tool (chisel). CNNs favori te howler, 2 wds (wolfblitzer). Ethanol and dimethyl ether, e.g. (isomers). I tossed the book aside in disgust. Who said it had to be this particular crossword collection, anyway? There were probably fifty others in the house, four or five in the drawer of the very end-table on which my beer can stood. I leaned back on the sofa and closed my eyes.I always liked a whore . . . sometimes their place was on my face.This is where good pups and vile dogs may walk side-by-side.Theres no town drunk here, we all take turns.This is where it happened. Ayuh.I fell asleep and woke up three hours later with a stiff neck and a terrible throb in the back of my head. Thunder was rumbling thickly far off in the White Mountains, and the house seemed very hot. When I got up from the couch, the backs of my thighs more or less peeled away from the fabric. I shuffled down to the north wing like an old, old man, looked at my wet clothes, thought about taking them into the laundry room, and then decided if I bent over that far, my head might explode.You ghosts take care of it, I muttered. If you can change the pants and the underwear around on the whirligig, you can put my clothes in the hamper.I took three Tylenol and went to bed. At some point I woke a second time and heard the phantom child sobbing.Stop, I told it. Stop it, Ki, no ones going to take you anywhere. Youre safe. Then I went back to sleep again.